So... I'm fucking speechless. I know that isn't a great way to begin a blog post, but there is a very important message here today which must be shared.
While taking a break while studying for my operating systems exam this week, I came across this video on Break. I can only assume from the tone of her voice that she is serious.
I don't know what else to say. I am in so much shock and awe that i want to bang my head against a wall.
Please, tell me if I am wrong. Maybe hanging out at university with some of the greatest minds in the community (I don't mean myself) has altered my perception of normal intelligence. Someone PLEASE help me understand!
Stay In School.
7 comments:
BWAHAHAHAHA! "This cannot be natural... we are a nation that has to ask ourselves 'what the hell is going on?'... this never happened 20 years ago"
ITS BASIC SCIENCE!
seriously though...we better watch out for those ground rainbows... they'll leak into the water supply and concoct a plot to take away our constitutional rights! OUR HUMAN RIGHTS!
(how's that for relevance?)
I definately went to a conference with this woman. Kinda short, runs a "natural healthcare clinic"? Wants more customers but refuses to advertise, doesn't want people to drive over, and thinks that profits are unpaid wages*?
*That last bit, "most profits are unpaid wages" is an actual quote
My favourite part is when she says, or seems to say, that rainbows normally happen on the moon. No atmosphere = awesome rainbows? Clearly.
I think she was referring to the stuff in the water being a government experiment & the government taking away 'our' (I don't want to be on the same level as her) rights.
Binks, do not let me meet this lady... EVER! And I know, moon rainbows are totally awesome, I think its because of all the rain the moon gets.
I don't know if you heard her, but she defiantly said,
"I'm just wondering what the heck is in our water supply, what the heck is in our oxygen supply, other than the metallic oxide salt that create a rainbow effect in a sprinkler."
First off, oxygen supply?? Do you realize what you say? Where is this supply kept & how is it moderated? If you think its not healthy, you should switch suppliers.
Secondly, metallic oxide salt in the water and air. This coming from a woman who doesn't know what a rainbow is. Need I say more.
PS. If you see some <-i->...text...<-/-i->, the text should be italicized, and therefore I cannot embed HTML tags into the Blogger comments.
Man, still struggling with HTML?
But yeah. Those northern Californians. Its too bad that theirs is the part that will stay attached to North America when the big earth quake comes.
Lol, not struggling at all, just unsure if I can use it in comments on Blogger.
So the line directly under the text box has thus far eluded you?
Haha, yes it has.
What kind of man reads instructions? Pussy.
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